Ally ([info]ally_h) wrote,
@ 2009-02-04 23:42:00
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Writer's Block: Cookies

What is the strangest advice you've ever received from a fortune cookie?

Submitted By [info]merrytook92


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I still have the slip of paper in my wallet: Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.

I saved it in 2001 on the same day I got another fortune, Don't be afraid to take that big step, which struck me as very meaningful at the time--it was at a farewell lunch with some coworkers celebrating my move to Lawrence and enrollment at KU. I just saved the onion one because I thought it was funny.

There ended up being a lot of unexpected "big steps" I had to take over the next year, and in many aspects it was the most miserable year of my life. Trying to make sense of everything, I finally got the onion fortune--someone else's life sucks even worse, so be grateful for what you have.

I sometimes think about it when I'm depressed. It helps put things in perspective in a count your blessings type of way. Also, I love that it starts with Alas!...how can that not cheer you up?



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Another somewhat funny story related to fortune cookies
[info]ally_h
2009-02-05 06:32 pm UTC (link)
At the elementary school my mom works at, they used to give the kids fortune cookies at lunch sometimes. The fortunes were totally inappropriate for grade schoolers. I mean, none of them were pornographic or anything, they just had a lot of big words, strange sentence structure, etc...basically they were like babble fish translations with GRE-level vocab. All of the kids would ask the teachers to read them and explain what they meant. My mom diligently tried to translate the messages. I think I would have just made something up, like it means good luck or it says you will have a happy life to save everyone some time and frustration.

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